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Gut, Research, Favorite, Sleeper

The NCAA Tourney starts today and that means it's time for another slap bet. Unfortunately we have three of the same final four, and we both have Kansas beating West Virginia for the title. What that means is it will likely come down to the Sweet Sixteen matchup between Baylor and Villanova to see who gets to slap who right in his face. Da Bears!

Official scoreboard here

Slap Bet II: Revenge of the Slap

If you've been following this blog at all, you know that my brother and I placed a slap bet on the college football season. We picked ten games each week (against the spread), and the winner won the right to slap his brother right in the face.

Chris played for keeps early on, jumping out to a seven point lead five weeks into the season. He started to slip after that, as I tied the score during week 11 and never looked back, winning the slap bet by a final score of 84 to 68. Bitch.

What did I win? Let me show you.



How many times do you get the opportunity to slap your brother right in his face? Well...twice, so far. I really hope I don't lose the next one.

Focker, Out.

A Slap Bet Haiku

Six picks for Keenum,
The slap bet is now over,
Thanks to the Air Force.


After Nebraska's complete dismantling of the "Air"-izona offense last night, I led the slap bet by eleven points. With the picks that had been made there were only eleven more points available before the season was over, which meant that Chris had to win every single game for the next week in order to tie. I'm not sure what we would have done for a tie-breaker, but that doesn't matter now.

What does matter is YOU NEVER BET AGAINST THE ARMED FORCES IN THE ARMED FORCES BOWL. A big slap thank you to the Air Force Academy. Suck failure, freak.

The Final Picks

Chris finds himself down by a season high nine games heading into the final week of the college football season. He still has an opportunity to make up five of those points between now and the new year (including two tonight), and there are still fourteen games to be played after those. It's a longshot, but he can do this. If he can't, I'm gonna slap him right in his face.


Friday, January 1
Outback Bowl
Northwestern (+8) vs Auburn
Bryan: Auburn
Chris: Auburn
Score: 38-35 Auburn
Point: n/a

Capital One Bowl
Penn State (-2.5) vs LSU
Bryan: Penn State
Chris: LSU
Score: 19-17 Penn State
Point: Chris

Konica Minolta Gator Bowl
West Virginia (-2.5) vs Florida State
Bryan: Florida State
Chris: West Fuckin' Virginia
Score: 33-21 BOBBY FUCKIN BOWDEN
Point: Bryan

Rose Bowl Game Presented by Citi
Ohio State (+4.5) vs Oregon
Bryan: Oregon
Chris: Ohio State
Score: 26-17 Ohio State
Point: Chris

AllState Sugar Bowl
Cincinnati (+12.5) vs Florida
Bryan: Cincinnati
Chris: Cincinnati
Score: 51-24 Florida
Point: n/a

Saturday, January 2
International Bowl
South Florida (-7) vs Northern Illinois
Bryan: South Florida
Chris: Northern Illinois
Score: 27-3 South Florida
Point: Bryan

AT&T Cotton Bowl
Oklahoma State (+3.5) vs Ole Miss
Bryan: Oklahoma State
Chris: Ole Miss
Score: 21-7 Ole Miss
Point: Chris

PapaJohns.com Bowl
South Carolina (-4.5) vs UConn
Bryan: UConn
Chris: South Carolina
Score: 20-7 UConn
Point: Bryan

AutoZone Liberty Bowl
Arkansas (-7.5) vs East Carolina
Bryan: Arkansas
Chris: Arkansas
Score: 20-17 Arkansas
Point: n/a

Valero Alamo Bowl
Michigan State (+7.5) vs Texas Tech
Bryan: Texas Tech
Chris: Texas Tech
Score: 41-31 Texas Tech
Point: Bryan, Chris

Monday, January 4
Tostitos Fiesta Bowl
Boise State (+7.5) vs TCU
Bryan: Boise State
Chris: TCU
Score: 17-10 Boise State
Point: Bryan

Tuesday, January 5
FedEx Orange Bowl
Iowa (+3.5) vs Georgia Tech
Bryan: BEEEEEEES!!!
Chris: BEEEEEEES!!!
Score: 24-14 Iowa
Point: n/a

Wednesday, January 6
GMAC Bowl
Central Michigan (-3.5) vs Troy
Bryan: Central Michigan
Chris: Central Michigan
Score: 44-41
Point: n/a

Thursday, January 7
Citi BCS National Championship Game
Texas (+4.5) vs Alabama
Bryan: Alabama
Chris: "I'd take Bama at 7. I'd take Bama at 10. Give me Texas."
Score: 37-21 Alabama
Point: Bryan

Holiday Bowl Drinking Game

So...we're gonna get shitty during the Holiday Bowl as the Huskers peckerslap the Arizona Wildcats (I'm much more confident in the first half of that sentence). Either way, a quality drinking game needs a nice set of rules. Not that we're going to remember them all by halftime anyway, but here's what I've come up with so far:



1. Whale Rule: Take a drink every time you see the whale (pictured above and thanks to the fine people at EDSBS for the best rule ever). Commercials count.

2. Suh Rule: Take a drink anytime they mention the numerous awards that Ndamukong Suh took home this season. This includes any mention of the Heisman trophy, which he did not win and anytime they mention that he will be a top five draft pick. Also, take a drink if they mention that Ndamukong translates to "House of Spears." If you can hear Nebraska fans yelling SUUUUHHHH, drink your beer, asshole.

3. Ohio Rule: Take a shot when they mention that Bo Pelini and Mike Stoops attended the same high school. Hopefully they only do this once. Any mention of Big Game Bob will also warrant a drink.

4. Texas Rule: If they show the replay of Colt McCoy rolling out of the pocket down by two with seven seconds left on the clock only to throw the ball gingerly out of bounds as time runs out but not really and Texas kicks a field goal as time expires for real this time to win the Big XII Championship 13-12 and save their shot at a national title...I'm chugging a full beer and killing myself. Fuck that and fuck you.

5. Points Rule: Take a drink whenever points are scored. However, if Nebraska scores an offensive touchdown, I think that's worth half a beer. If it gets bad, I might start drinking for first downs. If it gets real bad, I may take a drink anytime Zac Lee completes a pass. Speaking of Zac Lee, take 5 drinks if they bring in Cody Green. Take five more when they bring Zac back in because Cody just threw the worst pass you’ve ever seen.

6. Defensive Rule: Take a drink for any big defensive plays. Sacks, forced fumbles, interceptions and huge hits are all worth a drink.

7. Waterfall Rule: Anytime a player catches a pass and is running free to the end zone or breaks through the line for a huge gain, start drinking and don't stop until he is tackled or scores a touchdown (upon which point you must drink again per rule 5). Kickoff/punt returns included.

Alright. Good talk. See ya out there.

/hammered

The Picks - Bowl Week 2 aka: Whale! Drink!

Chris picked up one point on me during the first week of bowl games. He has a chance to cut into my seven point lead by picking the fourteen games between now and the New Year, including the Holiday Bowl, which will surely cause us to drink heavily. There are eight motherfucking points up for grabs. Basically, the fates of our faces come down to this week.


Chris can't wait to celebrate 10 years of Gaylord.

Saturday, December 26
Little Caesar's Pizza Bowl
Marshall (+3) vs Ohio
Bryan: Marshall
Chris: Ohio
Score: 21-17 Marshall
Point: Bryan

Meineke Car Care Bowl
Pittsburgh (-2.5) vs North Carolina
Bryan: Pitt
Chris: Pitt
Score: 19-17 Pittsburgh
Point: n/a

Emerald Bowl
Boston College (+7) vs USC
Bryan: USC
Chris: USC
Score: 24-13 USC
Point: Bryan

Sunday, December 27
Gaylord Hotels Music City Bowl
Kentucky (+7) vs Clemson
Bryan: Clemson
Chris: Clemson
Score: 21-13 Clemson
Point: Bryan, Chris

Monday, December 28
AdvoCare V100 Independence Bowl
Texas A&M (+7) vs Georgia
Bryan: Texas A&M
Chris: Georgia
Score: 44-20 Georgia
Point: Chris

Tuesday, December 29
Eagle Bank Bowl
UCLA (-5) vs Temple
Bryan: UCLA
Chris: UCLA
Score: 30-21 UCLA
Point: Bryan, Chris

Champs SportsBowl
Miami (-3.5) vs Wisconsin
Bryan: Wisconsin
Chris: Miami
Score: 20-14 Wisconsin
Point: Bryan

Wednesday, December 30
Roady's Humanitarian Bowl
Bowling Green (-2) vs Idaho
Bryan: Idaho
Chris: Bowling Green
Score: 43-42 Idaho
Point: Bryan

Pacific Life Holiday Bowl
Arizona (-1.5) vs Nebraska
Bryan: Nebraska
Chris: Arizona
Score: 33-0 Nebraska
Point: Bryan

Thursday, December 31
Bell Helicopter Armed Forces Bowl
Houston (-4.5) vs Air Force
Bryan: Air Force
Chris: Houston
Score: 47-20
Point: Bryan

Brut Sun Bowl
Oklahoma (-8.5) vs Stanford
Bryan: Stanford
Chris: Oklahoma
Score: 31-27 Oklahoma
Point: Bryan

Texas Bowl
Navy (+6.5) vs Missouri
Bryan: Navy
Chris: Mizzou
Score: 35-13 Navy
Point: Bryan

Insight Bowl
Minnesota (-2.5) vs Iowa State
Bryan: Minnesota
Chris: Minnesota
Score: 14-13 Iowa State
Point: n/a

Chick-fil-A Bowl
Virginia Tech (-4.5) vs Tennessee
Bryan: Va Tech
Chris: Va Tech
Score: 37-14 Virginia Tech
Point: Bryan, Chris

The Picks: Bowl Week 1

I decided to give Chris an early Christmas present this week. We were only going to select a few bowl games, but seeing as he trails the slap bet by eight games, I thought I'd throw him a bone. I've decided to let him attempt the greatest comeback in the history of slap bets by picking all 34 bowl games because I want a challenge to pick games with awesome sponsors like:






It's meaningful, God damn it!

Good luck, bru.

Saturday, December 19
New Mexico Bowl
Fresno State (-10.5) vs Wyoming
Bryan: Fresno State
Chris: Wyoming
Score: 35-28 Wyoming
Point: Chris

St. Petersburg Bowl Presented by Beef 'O' Brady's
Central Florida (+2.5) vs Rutgers
Bryan: UCF
Chris: Rutgers
Score: 45-24 Rutgers
Point: Chris

Sunday, December 20
R+L Carriers New Orleans Bowl
Southern Mississippi (-3.5) vs Middle Tennessee State
Bryan: USM
Chris: USM
Score: 42-32 MTSU
Point: n/a

Tuesday, December 22
Maaco Las Vegas Bowl
Oregon State (-2.5) vs BYU
Bryan: Oregon State
Chris: Oregon State
Score: 44-20 BYU
Point: n/a

Wednesday, December 23
San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl
Utah (+3) vs California
Bryan: Utah
Chris: Cal
Score: 37-27 Utah
Point: Bryan

Thursday, December 24
Sheraton Hawaii Bowl
Nevada (-14.5) vs Southern Methodist U
Bryan: Nevada
Chris: Nevada
Score: 45-10 SMU
Point: n/a

A Little Slappetizer

Just to get Chris ready for what's going to happen to him sometime in mid-to-late January:



This video is from our first slap bet that was placed on the 2009 NCAA Basketball Tournament and it never gets old. I would like to first of all thank God, because through him all things are possible. I'd also like to thank my mom and dad for always believing in me and teaching me how to be a total badass, and last but not least: Roy Williams, Marcus Ginyard, Ty Lawson, Danny Green, Tyler Hansbrough, and the rest of the 2008-2009 North Carolina Tar Heels for their contributions to this great reward.

Get ready for round two, pendejo.

Week 14 Results: Heartbreak Edition

It's hard to believe, but this is more painful than the Virginia Tech loss earlier in the season. On the other hand (see what I did there?), of the seven games we picked this week I chose five of them correctly to Chris' three, bringing us one step closer to the slap of the century. I now lead by eight heading into the bowl games.

Oregon State (+10) at Oregon
Bryan: Oregon State
Chris: Oregon
Score: 37-33 Oregon
Point: Bryan

Cincinnati (-2) at Pittsburgh
Bryan: Cincinnati
Chris: Cincinnati
Score: 45-44 Cincinnati
Point: n/a

Florida (-6) v Alabama
Bryan: Alabama
Chris: Florida
Score: 32-13 Alabama
Point: Bryan

Arizona (+7) at USC
Bryan: Arizona
Chris: Arizona
Score: 21-17 Arizona
Point: Bryan, Chris

California (-7) at Washington
Bryan: Washington
Chris: California
Score: 42-10 Washington
Point: Bryan

Texas (-14) v Nebraska
Bryan: Texas
Chris: Nebraska
Score: 13-12 Texas
Point: Chris

Georgia Tech (-1) v Clemson
Bryan: Georgia Tech
Chris: Georgia Tech
Score: 39-34 Georgia Tech
Point: Bryan, Chris

Championship Week (14) Picks

Great week of games this week. The ACC, Big XII and SEC hold their title games while the Pac-10 and Big East have "unofficial" championship games this week in that the winners of each game will win the conference. That means that five of the six BCS conference champions will be crowned this weekend. Way to fuck up, Big 10.

Oregon State (+10) at Oregon
Bryan: Oregon State
Chris: Oregon

Cincinnati (-2) at Pittsburgh
Bryan: Cincinnati
Chris: Cincinnati

Florida (-6) v Alabama
Bryan: Alabama
Chris: Florida

Arizona (+7) at USC
Bryan: Arizona
Chris: Arizona

California (-7) at Washington
Bryan: Washington
Chris: California

Texas (-14) v Nebraska
Bryan: Texas
Chris: Nebraska

Georgia Tech (-1) v Clemson
Bryan: Georgia Tech
Chris: Georgia Tech

So...we're stopping at seven games this week cause we aren't picking any of these fucking games.

Fresno State (+3) at Illinois
South Florida (+7.5) at UConn
West Virginia (+1.5) at Rutgers
Houston (-2.5) at East Carolina
Florida Atlantic (+2) at Florida International
Wisconsin (-12) at Hawaii
New Mexico State (+47.5) at Boise State

Week 13 Results: Pulling Away

Bad news: I only picked four games right this week.
Good news: Chris only got two.

I now lead the slap bet by a score of 61-55 with only one week (and the bowl games) remaining in the season. ARP! ARP! ARP!


Pittsburgh (-1) at West Virginia
Bryan: Pitt
Chris: Pitt
Score: 19-16 West Virginia
Point: n/a

Alabama (-10.5) at Auburn
Bryan: Auburn
Chris: Alabama
Score: 26-21 Alabama
Point: Bryan

Nebraska (-11) at Colorado
Bryan: Nebraska
Chris: Nebraska
Score: 28-20 Nebraska
Point: n/a

Clemson (-3) at South Carolina
Bryan: Clemson
Chris: Clemson
Score: 34-17 South Carolina
Point: n/a

Missouri (-3) at Kansas
Bryan: Mizzou
Chris: Mizzou
Score: 41-39 Missouri
Point: n/a

Oklahoma (-8) at Oklahoma State
Bryan: Oklahoma State
Chris: Oklahoma State
Score: 27-0 Oklahoma
Point: n/a

Georgia (+7.5) at Georgia Tech
Bryan: Georgia
Chris: Georgia Tech
Score: 30-24 Georgia
Point: Bryan

Miami (-6.5) at South Florida
Bryan: Miami
Chris: Miami
Score: 31-10 Miami
Point: Bryan, Chris

Notre Dame (+10) at Stanford
Bryan: Stanford
Chris: Stanford
Score: 45-38 Stanford
Point: n/a

Arkansas (+3.5) at LSU
Bryan: Arkansas
Chris: Arkansas
Score: 33-30 LSU
Point: Bryan, Chris

Week 13 Picks

Pittsburgh (-1) at West Virginia
Bryan: Pitt
Chris: Pitt

Alabama (-10.5) at Auburn
Bryan: Auburn
Chris: Alabama

Nebraska (-11) at Colorado
Bryan: Nebraska
Chris: Nebraska

Clemson (-3) at South Carolina
Bryan: Clemson
Chris: Clemson

Missouri (-3) at Kansas
Bryan: Mizzou
Chris: Mizzou

Oklahoma (-8) at Oklahoma State
Bryan: Oklahoma State
Chris: Oklahoma State

Georgia (+7.5) at Georgia Tech
Bryan: Georgia
Chris: Georgia Tech

Miami (-6.5) at South Florida
Bryan: Miami
Chris: Miami

Notre Dame (+10) at Stanford
Bryan: Stanford
Chris: Stanford

Arkansas (+3.5) at LSU
Bryan: Arkansas
Chris: Arkansas

Week 12 Results: Suck It

I took the week 6-2, taking the lead for the first time since...well, ever.

Kansas State (+16.5) at Nebraska
Bryan: Kansas State
Chris: Kansas State
Score: 17-3 Nebraska
Point: Bryan, Chris

Oklahoma (-6.5) at Texas Tech
Bryan: Texas Tech
Chris: Oklahoma
Score: 41-13 Texas Tech
Point: Bryan

LSU (+4.5) at Ole Miss
Bryan: LSU
Chris: Ole Miss
Score: 25-23 Ole Miss
Point: Bryan

Arizona State (+4.5) at UCLA
Bryan: Arizona State
Chris: Arizona State
Score: 23-13 UCLA
Point: n/a

Cal (+7.5) at Stanford
Bryan: Stanford
Chris: Stanford
Score: 34-28 Cal
Point: n/a

Oregon (-6) at Arizona
Bryan: Arizona
Chris: Oregon
Score: 44-41 Oregon
Point: Bryan

Ohio State (-12.5) at Michigan
Bryan: Ohio State
Chris: Ohio State
Score: 21-10 Ohio State
Point: n/a

Iowa State (+15) at Missouri
Bryan: Iowa State
Chris: Mizzou
Score: 34-24 Missouri
Point: Bryan

Penn State (-3) at Michigan State
Bryan: Penn State
Chris: Penn State
Score: 42-14 Penn State
Point: Bryan, Chris

UConn (+6) at Notre Dame
Bryan: Notre Dame
Chris: Notre Dame
Score: 33-30 UConn
Point: n/a

Week 12 Picks

Kansas State (+16.5) at Nebraska
Bryan: Kansas State
Chris: Kansas State

Oklahoma (-6.5) at Texas Tech
Bryan: Texas Tech
Chris: Oklahoma

LSU (+4.5) at Ole Miss
Bryan: LSU
Chris: Ole Miss

Arizona State (+4.5) at UCLA
Bryan: Arizona State
Chris: Arizona State

Cal (+7.5) at Stanford
Bryan: Stanford
Chris: Stanford

Oregon (-6) at Arizona
Bryan: Arizona
Chris: Oregon

Ohio State (-12.5) at Michigan
Bryan: Ohio State
Chris: Ohio State

Iowa State (+15) at Missouri
Bryan: Iowa State
Chris: Mizzou

Penn State (-3) at Michigan State
Bryan: Penn State
Chris: Penn State

UConn (+6) at Notre Dame
Bryan: Notre Dame
Chris: Notre Dame

Week 11 Results: All Square

Thanks to this man gaining more yards against Tennessee all by himself than either Florida or Alabama were able to as a team, I win the week by a score of 6-5 and whattaya know? The slap bet is all tied up at 51.

West Virginia (+9.5) at Cincinnati
Bryan: Cincinnati
Chris: Cincinnati
Score: 24-21 Cinci
Point: n/a

Michigan (+9.5) at Wisconsin
Bryan: Wisconsin
Chris: Wisconsin
Score: 45-24 Wisconsin
Point: Bryan, Chris

Tennessee (+3) at Ole Miss
Bryan: Ole Miss
Chris: Tennessee
Score: 42-17 Ole Miss
Point: Bryan

Missouri (+2.5) at Kansas State
Bryan: Kansas State
Chris: Kansas State
Score: 38-12 Mizzou
Point: n/a

Nebraska (-3.5) at Kansas
Bryan: Nebraska
Chris: Nebraska
Score: 31-17 Nebraska
Point: Bryan, Chris

Iowa (+15.5) at Ohio State
Bryan: Ohio State
Chris: Ohio State
Score: 27-24 Ohio State
Point: n/a

Miami (-3.5) at North Carolina
Bryan: Miami
Chris: Miami
Score: 33-24 UNC
Point: n/a

Auburn (+4.5) at Georgia
Bryan: Georgia
Chris: Georgia
Score: 31-24 Georgia
Point: Bryan, Chris

Stanford (+11) at USC
Bryan: Stanford
Chris: Stanford
Score: 55-21 Stanford
Point: Bryan, Chris

Texas Tech (+3.5) at Oklahoma State
Bryan: Oklahoma State
Chris: Oklahoma State
Score: 24-17 Okie Lite
Point: Bryan, Chris

Week 11 Picks

One point? That's all there is, one god damn point?

If Ole Miss beats Tennessee by more than three points at home, this mother fucker is all tied up.

West Virginia (+9.5) at Cincinnati
Bryan: Cincinnati
Chris: Cincinnati

Michigan (+9.5) at Wisconsin
Bryan: Wisconsin
Chris: Wisconsin

Tennessee (+3) at Ole Miss
Bryan: Ole Miss
Chris: Tennessee

Missouri (+2.5) at Kansas State
Bryan: Kansas State
Chris: Kansas State

Nebraska (-3.5) at Kansas
Bryan: Nebraska
Chris: Nebraska

Iowa (+15.5) at Ohio State
Bryan: Ohio State
Chris: Ohio State

Miami (-3.5) at North Carolina
Bryan: Miami
Chris: Miami

Auburn (+4.5) at Georgia
Bryan: Georgia
Chris: Georgia

Stanford (+11) at USC
Bryan: Stanford
Chris: Stanford

Texas Tech (+3.5) at Oklahoma State
Bryan: Oklahoma State
Chris: Oklahoma State

Week 10 Results: EMAW

Thanks to a Bama field goal with two minutes to go and Tulsa covering one and a half points, I took the week 6-3. I now trail the slap bet by ONE game. It. Is. On.

Oklahoma (-6) at Nebraska
Bryan: Oklahoma
Chris: Oklahoma
Score: 10-3 Nebraska
Point: n/a

Kansas (-2.5) at Kansas State
Bryan: Kansas
Chris: Kansas State
Score: 17-10 Kansas State
Point: Chris

LSU (+8.5) at Alabama
Bryan: Alabama
Chris: LSU
Score: 24-15 Alabama
Point: Bryan

Ohio State (+4) at Penn State
Bryan: Ohio State
Chris: Penn State
Score: 24-7 Ohio State
Point: Bryan

Navy (+11.5) at Notre Dame
Bryan: Notre Dame
Chris: Notre Dame
Score: 23-21 Navy
Point: n/a

Washington (+4.5) at UCLA
Bryan: Washington
Chris: Washington
Score: 24-23 UCLA
Point: Bryan, Chris

Houston (-1.5) at Tulsa
Bryan: Tulsa
Chris: Houston
Score: 46-45 Houston
Point: Bryan

South Carolina (+5.5) at Arkansas
Bryan: Arkansas
Chris: Arkansas
Score: 33-16 Arkansas
Point: Bryan, Chris

Oregon State (+7) at Cal
Bryan: Oregon State
Chris: Cal
Score: 31-14 Oregon State
Point: Bryan

Oregon (-5) at Stanford
Bryan: Oregon
Chris: Oregon
Score: 51-42 Stanford
Point: n/a

Week 10 Picks

Oklahoma (-6) at Nebraska
Bryan: Oklahoma
Chris: Oklahoma

Kansas (-2.5) at Kansas State
Bryan: Kansas
Chris: Kansas State

LSU (+8.5) at Alabama
Bryan: Alabama
Chris: LSU

Ohio State (+4) at Penn State
Bryan: Ohio State
Chris: Penn State

Navy (+11.5) at Notre Dame
Bryan: Notre Dame
Chris: Notre Dame

Washington (+4.5) at UCLA
Bryan: Washington
Chris: Washington

Houston (-1.5) at Tulsa
Bryan: Tulsa
Chris: Houston

South Carolina (+5.5) at Arkansas
Bryan: Arkansas
Chris: Arkansas

Oregon State (+7) at Cal
Bryan: Oregon State
Chris: Cal

Oregon (-5) at Stanford
Bryan: Oregon
Chris: Oregon

Week 9 Results

Good call on that whole Colorado thing, douchebag. I took the week 6-5 as my hand inches ever so slowly toward Chris' face.

Missouri (-4) at Colorado
Bryan: Mizzou
Chris: Colorado
Final Score: 36-17 Missouri
Point: Bryan

Georgia (+15) vs Florida
Bryan: Georgia
Chris: Georgia
Final Score: 41-17 Florida
Point: Bryan, Chris

Ole Miss (-4) at Auburn
Bryan: Ole Miss
Chris: Ole Miss
Final Score: 33-20 Auburn
Point: n/a

Kansas (+6.5) at Texas Tech
Bryan: Texas Tech
Chris: Texas Tech
Final Score: 42-21 Texas Tech
Point: Bryan, Chris

South Carolina (+6) at Tennessee
Bryan: South Carolina
Chris: South Carolina
Final Score: 31-13 Tennessee
Point: n/a

Texas (-9) at Oklahoma State
Bryan: Texas
Chris: Texas
Final Score: 41-14 Texas
Point: Bryan, Chris

USC (-3) at Oregon
Bryan: USC
Chris: Oregon
Final Score: 47-20 Oregon
Point: Chris

Purdue (+7) at Wisconsin
Bryan: Wisconsin
Chris: Wisconsin
Final Score: 37-0 Wisconsin
Point: Bryan, Chris

West Virginia (-3) at South Florida
Bryan: South Florida
Chris: West Fuckin' Virginia
Final Score: 30-19 South Florida
Point: Bryan

Nebraska (-13) at Baylor
Bryan: Nebraska
Chris: Nebraska
Final Score: 20-10 Nebraska
Point: n/a